Lido Lounge

pete j.

Joined 5 months ago

some idiots think a $5 cover 4 a LIVE DJ is overpriced!??

OMG! stay HOME!

the long stage is well lit AND backed with a mirror it's length. wot does THAT tell ya about the overall dancer quality here my fellow flesh-hounds???

like any smaller club, it can run hot & cold according to dancer turnover.

beer is about 4 bucks,for the pleasure of her company drinks $9, table dances are $10. lil pressure, low hustle, friendly entertainers. one of the top two clubs i'd arrange a bachelor party at because these women will actually TALK to us big dummies!

rules of the road: remember that entertainers don't earn a salary. their earnings are 100% from what us guys tip them 4 entertaining us & showing us their pretty legs & boobies.

want hot girls? then make sure U TIP & get a couple table dances from Ur favorites when U visit a club. if they don't make money, they move on & then YOU guys bitch about it, as if the girls should be dancing for free for our sorry asses! this goes for ANY club!

JEEZ do hafta teach U guys everything!?

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Ctowner

Joined 3 years ago

Lidos Follow Up. Lidos is an alright club it has it's good and bad nights. Wow that previous poster is obviously the dancer "Catrina" mentioned in her review. I did get a dance from her once she has a hot body, but a butter face. It was almost a turn off how slutty she acted to especially after the other dancers told me she is a dirty butt with Syphilis. The club however has made some updates in recent years and would recommend it over Brookpark Rd clubs.

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ImDaShitBitch

Joined 3 years ago

Love Lidos. So yeah i go to lidos a lot..I mean almost everyday. I love lidos but some girls just don't deserve to work there. There is a very good variety of girls white, black, puerto rican, skinny, thick and small there is a girl for everybody. i would recommend this club to anybody they wants to drink and hang out with pretty girl!!!! If you do come make sure you get a dance from the Hott Red Head Catrina!

~Muahz~

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52Weeks

Joined 3 years ago

A great idea when you are loaded. I find it amusing they would call this a Restaurant...lol This is a nudie bar, and probably one of the worst in the Cleveland area.

I have been here multiple times just for the thrill of walking into a complete time warp. Not like I go every month but maybe once a year or 4.

The first time I ever went here was in the 90's. I had never been to the place and told my friends we needed to stop at the Lido. Ever since I was a child I recall passing by the Lido on West 117th to go to my Uncle Dan's house over on 116th. I just finally had to know what it was all about. I found out it was about general nastiness. It is where old strippers go to die. On this very first trip we were about to leave when the doorman stops us at the door. Obviously we had our fill of the wonderful ladies and the 1974 decor and it was time to move on. The Doorman says "where you going". I say "Capone's I heard that's where the action is". His reply, "You don't need to go to Capone's all the action you need is right here", pointing at the stage. "See that girl right there on stage?" I nod yes. "Yeah, that's my sister. She's hot isn't she?" Nod in agreement and go back to sit down again. WTF just happened there? Was I warped into the back hills of West Virginia??? This is a true story, it will be told the same way by the 3 people who were in the club that day.

2nd and last experience at the Lido skip forward about 10 years later. The place looks the exact same. Girls look the same with a couple decent ones thrown in that are possibly underage. My friend gets offered a dance from a decent looking girl, takes him off to the side for a little table dance and starts taking off some clothing. Ok, I am no medical doctor here but either this fine young lady suffered a gunshot wound to the gut or had a C-section in a third world country because she had a scar that looked like it was sewn together with twine.

So as a joke....the Lido can hold it's own with places like Pinky's and the Amber Lounge. Don't go here sober, and don't expect anything too hot. Expect to pay a cover, expect overpriced drinks, and expect some really messed up stuff to go on here. I think the only reason we actually stay when we go there is because we just paid the cover and want to get our moneys worth. Some cat named V-Pops rules the VIP area, you got to hang with that cat.

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VPopsLB

Joined 5 years ago

"My Sister Dances Here". Hot dancers, I am a member of the VIP Club here. The dancers all love me and want to ride the V-Pops Express. Good times. Best bumps and grinds on a budget. I ran into the dude from Filter here a couple times. I love getting crunk with these babes. Bouncers sister is one of the hottest dancers on the floor. Private dances are well worth the $2.50. V-Pops loves some Lido!!

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cureator

Joined 7 years ago

They Cleaned Up. Well they have a better variety of dancers, a little bit of everything. A few of them are really hot, don't like the DJ on the weekends all old stuff, but the other younger guy on mondays and I think tuesdays kicks azz, all new top music. The dancers really get into the music with him. I'll be back but only when the good DJ is there.

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DaBone

Joined 10 years ago

More Than A Bar or Tavern....... .....more like a second-class strip joint. Where to go if you can't afford a top-notch cabaret.